Sometimes i'm happy. Sometimes i'm sad.

thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 1 day ago with 320626 notes

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via fake-mermaid)

— 1 day ago with 225027 notes

five-head:

Steal his look: Fred the Fish

Gucci Leather straight-leg pant-$2,300

Hermes Collier de Chien leather belt-$2,325

(via tylerhoekley)

— 1 day ago with 37006 notes
poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

(via tylerhoekley)

— 1 day ago with 222560 notes