May 2013
getoffmybloghoe:
started from the bottom
now we here
assiest:
pool party and everyone’s invited!! bring your own pool!
dickmark:
People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart
veggietalesyaoi:
veggietalesyaoi:
mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected
MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED
peetasboxers:
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
donnermaysilee:
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
dieceased:
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
writingsforwinter:
my best pickup line would probably be something like
i’m really emotionally unstable, but baby, you on top of me will be the most stable thing you’ve ever seen
gossipgandhi:
i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
flyingdinosaur:
the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive
sixsteen:
i ship me and money
atthebutterflyball:
I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
lolsofunny:
bitterempress:
1800’s French Military Uniform
Today’s Military Uniforms
where did all the style go
where was the time when you could just
out-fab your opponents
(lol here!)
diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
